The government have released a decree to send all mentally challenged members of the public to a more secluded part of the world in an attempt to make Britain look more intelligent for the Olympics. It is not yet known how long these individuals will spend away from the rest of society.
I switched the channel as my heart sank. Oh, my little retard friend. How could they do this to you? All because they want the country to seem more 'intelligent' for their precious olympics. I hope they don't find you. I hope you stop your brain from making you say somthing completely stupid. Actually, its you, that won't happen.
Just run. Run away from this place, run to somewhere they accept retards like you as a normal human beings. Erm... okay that limits your choices. You can still try.
But know, my darling, that we will always be here for you, and you will always be in our hearts, no matter how far you have to run, no matter how far away from us you have to go. We love you and will always remember you, as if you never left us.
Either that or we could masacre the government.
Dedicated to the wonderful Emily Margret Russel Harrow, who, if this story were true, would be utterly screwed.
this is the thing ive EVER read !!!!!!!! xxxxxx
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